Chuck Norris serializes objects straight into human skulls. Chuck Norris doesn’t deploy web applications, he roundhouse kicks them into the server. Chuck Norris always uses his own design patterns, and his favorite is the Roundhouse Kick. Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.to kill you,...

1. That’s weird, It’s never done that before 2. It worked yesterday. 3. It works on my machine. 4. It’s too complicated for you to understand. 5. It can’t be done. 6. Probably a hardware problem. 7. Somebody must have changed my code. 8. Even though it doesn’t work,...