Chuck Norris serializes objects straight into human skulls. Chuck Norris doesn’t deploy web applications, he roundhouse kicks them into the server. Chuck Norris always uses his own design patterns, and his favorite is the Roundhouse Kick. Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.to kill you,...

1. That’s weird, It’s never done that before 2. It worked yesterday. 3. It works on my machine. 4. It’s too complicated for you to understand. 5. It can’t be done. 6. Probably a hardware problem. 7. Somebody must have changed my code. 8. Even though it doesn’t work,...

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Name: PHP Cron Daemon Base name: phpcrondaemon Description: Database driven PHP job scheduler like cron Search tags: cron, schedule, daemon, scheduler Version: 0.1 Required PHP version: 4.0 License: GNU General Public License (GPL) Adresa: http://www.phpclasses.org/browse/package/4140.html

Destul de des, atunci cand dezvoltam orice fel de site in care clientul trebuie sa poata pune pe site niste imagini, mai mult ca sigur ca acele imagini sunt de cativa megapixeli si afisarea lor la dimensiunile dorite este de multe ori un task destul de dificil de realizat. Asa am gasit pe netlobo.com...

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When inserting a 40 GB or larger drive into a computer running windows 98, the system will only see correctly the files that are written in the first 32 GB, the rest appear as somenthing very hard to decypher. In order to avoid this, two partitions (or more) of maximum 31 GB are required insead of one...

Boot viruses can be easily removed from the hard-drive by booting from a clean disk and typing fdisk /mbr. What I didn’t knew is that it is also required (in some cases) that the command sys c: is typed. This is at least true for a windows 98 second edition installation infected by Preboot.A (alias...